Motley Foo

Disclaimer: Before investing heavily in US Bank stock, please take into consideration that Ms Foo is a finger puppet. Thank-you.

Looking for adventure. Any adventure.

"Everything you said it would be and less" noted an adventure-starved Foo. 

Middle-of-nowhere, AZ: Nothing for miles off the property but cactus and mountains. Nothing on property but a casino full of blue-haired smokers. The only highlight was when Foo thought she spotted a garden of carrots sprouting out of a plant—only to find cactus fruit masquerading as such. Devastating. As a result she was prickly all afternoon.

Adventure brought to you by: US Bank

(Now that's 5-star service, my Foo Friends)

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