Sox and sauerkraut

That's the ugliest two-run game I've seen in my life, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said.

SAN FRANCISCO—Mark Buerhle won a matchup of struggling starters with Barry Zito, pitching into the seventh inning to lead the Chicago White Sox to a 3-1 victory over the San Francisco Giants on Saturday night.

Not that any of us noticed.

As usual, Bunny busied herself with a hot dog buried in piles of sauerkraut and mustard, Bob tossed spent peanut shells up Mama Foo's shorts, Kevin pondered the popularity of the hot and delicious churro and Sandie sunk deeper into her hoodie, wondering how she could be associated with such riff raff.

Weekend warrior

White Sox and warbirds—does it get any better?

That's right, the Chicago White Sox are in town for a 3-game series against the Giants—and Uncle Kevin, our intensely and excessively devoted Sox fan, is taking Foo and friends to the game. If we survive as Sox fans in Giants territory, we'll move our adventure 35 miles down the peninsula on Sunday for the "Wings of Freedom" Tour at Moffet Field; a spectacular showcase of B-17, B-24 and B-25 bombers—on display and in flight.

Stay tuned; stay cool...