Being the primary caretaker of a girl named Foo can be onerous. She doesn't care that her mama is busy metaphorically spinning plates; trying her darnedest to maintain the illusion that she's got her act together.
Oh no, no, no—Ms Foo just wants to know when the next adventure is.
Next up: a trip to the Southwest to watch Auntie Kenno show off her tilapia-nourished, sugar-starved muscles at the 2008 NPC Max Muscle Western Regional Bodybuilding/Fitness Show in Chandler, AZ—all while wearing 3" stripper heels.
Wiping the fudge stick smear from her cheek, Foo is already charging the digital camera in anticipation.
